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MY BUTT IS BETTER

THAN MY FACE

Astonishing self-knowledgements on

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Some say it it is annoying, some say it is part of the sport: bulge grabbing and fumbling. As seen on the little movie above this year fumbling gets more and more public. While cyclists fumbled secretly in the past they now just grab each other cocks in public. Especially older people are aroused. Continued on PAGE 22

I AM  A BIG COCK -

AND I KNOW IT

We asked Ashton Fotcher why he farts in the face of the cyclist behind him and got a rather  rough answere: „ They should smell the scent of a winner. That is only fair“. When we broach the subject again he just said „I am a big cock and I know it“. Well, saying something so obvious is  not really clever. But to be fair: he had a bad boyhood.

YOUNG AND CUTE

The international committee of cycling decided to establish new rules. In future it will not be enough to be really fast on a bike, you also need to be young and cute. We interviewed two of the cutest cyclist and asked them if they think the new rule is fair. They absolutly agree with the committee!

FARTFAX &

The burning ends